Thursday, September 09, 2004

All The Pretty Mercenaries

I mentioned in my last real post that I was on my way into the real live working world. Well, I just finished my third day of my two week free lance "trial period" at a modeling agency (no, I'm not a model, duh. and no, I'm not producing porno movies in the back room). The online version of The Spazz Report was originally meant to be a place where I could share the meanderings of my leisurely lifestyle as a lazy brokeass member of the partially unemployed. While working only two days a week for peanuts at a job that does not require my $120,000 college degree, without the benefits of a trust fund or even senile millionare for grandparent is almost as good as it sounds, it does get old after a while.

And thus we arrive at my current arrangement working for peanuts as a wrangler of all the pretty mercenaries. But hey, at least I have a more "socially acceptable" answer to the ever nagging question: "What did you do today?"

2 Comments:

Blogger Tom Todaro said...

Love the mercenary metaphor. Sensitive sensual killers need love and guidance. Be a good listener.

September 10, 2004 at 11:18 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

have you not given serious consideration to my theory that you need a sugar daddy? pat is great and all, but wouldn't a fifty year old gentleman that buys you nice things and can't get it up anyway be a welcome addition to your burgeoning porn wrangler life? pat would totally understand. it's not like you would even have to break up. he just couldn't answer the phone anymore.

September 16, 2004 at 11:25 AM  

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