Monday, September 13, 2004

If I had a cat it would hate you (and then it would probably ruin my stuff)

I don't have a cat and if you go to this site you will see why. Go see cats hating you for various reasons. Captions range from "Die evil feather thingie!" to "Yess... drink your Pabst, then drive your Camaro... into a tree," to just simply "Die."


Blogger bexx said...

my cat hates me so much, it leaves dead animals on my doorstep so that i leave the house gagging every morning. fuck cats!

September 13, 2004 at 7:07 PM  
Blogger Tom Todaro said...

When I was at the University of Florida, standing in my kitchen cooking breakfast in my underwear, my roomate's cat jumped up and clung to my leg. I swatted the varmint, and drop-kicked him into the living room. He was none the worse for wear. I had deep bloody claw marks on my leg.

God made cats to live in the wild. I could like them at a distance.

September 14, 2004 at 12:48 AM  
Blogger bexx said...

dude. you are SERIOUSLY neglecting your blog. i know what you're going to say, "but bexx, i got this new job and the 9 to 5 makes me tired!" now you see how i feel. let's get drunk tonight and forget our worries.

i just posted my blog address on friendster. not expecting it to get a lot of hits. i should've written, "i'm just doing this so i can put 'published writer' on my résumé. what's your excuse?"

protect your dogs and let ivan blow all the cats into alabama - those rednexx deserve it.

September 16, 2004 at 4:40 PM  

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